Read the following stories. What do they remind you of in your own life or in popular culture? How are the stories written? Who are the stories trying to reach---that is, who are the intended audiences?
Then, write a few sentences that serve as an example of how you might emulate each writing style or theme.
Junot Diaz “How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie” SAW p.385 (Matt)
David Foster Wallace “Good People” SAW p. 1341 (Sosuke)
John Updike “A & P” SAW p.1313
Nathan Fox
ReplyDelete1. What do they remind you of in your own life or in popular culture?
In “How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie”, the narrator stereotypes the girls, which is something most every guy does in today's society. “Good People” tackles many different things like religion, pregnancy, and self-evaluation which are big things in our society, as well. "A & P" catalogues Sammy, with lustful eyes, ogling women almost unaware of the other customers in the grocery store, which is an everyday occurrence.
2. How are the stories written?
“How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie” contains sentences that are short, choppy, and to the point. It's as if we're reading the thoughts of the narrator. “Good People” is written with more flow with most of the sentences being the thoughts of Lane Dean with a sprinkling of information about the surrounding area. "A & P" has a writing style that mixes these two stories, where some of the sentences are long and profound and some tend to be a little more short and to the point.
3. Who are the stories trying to reach---that is, who are the intended audiences?
I suppose the audience in “How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie" are adolescent boys. "Good People" could be appreciated by a number of different age ranges. "A & P" markets more to the adolescent and college age demographic.
Nathan Fox
ReplyDeleteExamples of writing style:
1. “How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie”
Unlock the door. Step inside and throw your back pack haphazardly onto the floor. It's okay. You can reposition it later. Take off clothes and commence into the shower, Think about life, and sing catchy pop tunes off key. Get a knock on the door from your neighbor telling you to keep it down. Get dressed. Brush your teeth. Don't want your breath to smell on your date. Wear something nice, but comfortable because you don't want to keep repositioning during the movie. Call her. Tell her your running late so she won't have to and say you'll be there in about an hour. Surf the net. Lose track of time. Speed over to your date's house, and wipe the sweat off of your brow. Apply cologne. Knock on the door. Smile big, she needs to know you're happy to see her.
2. “Good People”
As I sat on the Lane brand sofa for three, making sure not to make sudden movements, I couldn't help but think about what I had to do the following day. You'd think it would be easy to think about the situation at hand, but no. I'm thinking about what my friends and I are going to do over this weekend. I've got a broken relationship in front of me, and I'm worried about whether we're going to use our fake ID's or if we'll just bum some alcohol off of my older brother to pass time over this long weekend. No, don't focus on the conversation at hand, or lack thereof. She's just staring at me, with her blonde hair that, rightly so, smells of pineapples and coconuts. Luckily, she put on her waterproof mascara.
3. “A & P”
My sisters friends sat down on the couch one by one, and I tried to make it seem as if I was half-way interested on what was on the television. But I didn't care about cats and how they were abandoned at some old house. The girl farthest away, too tall for her own good. She could have been a knock-out, but with her clumsy nature and her god-awful laugh, most guys weren't actively fighting for her attention. The girl nearest me, with cheekbones nearly touching her eyes was the antithesis of the aforementioned brown-headed, tall glass of clumsiness. Short and pleasantly round. She didn't talk much, and if she did talk it was to comment on the current sci-fi book she was reading, or the most current episode of Stargate: Atlantis... Or something like that. No, my attention was reserved for the girl in the middle. A leggy, 5' 4" knockout. She was on the cross country team, and me and my friend Joshua would just stand with our arms folded and make sure our chins never actually dropped all the way to the ground. Everything about this girl screamed sexy. Even when she sweat. It would almost move in slow motion. It was official. I was obsessed.
These stories are intended for the youth, specifically high school age though the traditional college age, 18-22. Evidence to the targeting of this age group are the themes contained; how a 15 year old boy might fool a junior high aged girl to get her in his bed, the issue of dealing with an unwanted pregnancy, in particular how to deal with this being a person of some religious fervor, and the issue of overcoming the non-personal nature of ‘mature adulthood’ from the perspective of a young man. All are written in a personalized style, in the case of “Good People” an anxious ranting, that gives each protagonist his own (all these stories deal with primitive, adolescent emotions from the male mind) opinion of the situation and are to younger people.
ReplyDeleteI found “How to Date a Browngirl…” to be amusing and familiar. My mother was on public assistance for a couple of months after she and my father divorced and I was always so ashamed when she would pay with food stamps (back in the mid 90s the fancy EBT card wasn’t heard of in South Georgia). “Good People” is very current and speak of how the modern religious deal with being human, all too human.
“How to Date a Browngirl…”
Tell him that you love French wine, doesn’t really matter if it’s true. Wine’s wine right? Drop some words that you overheard when you were forced to watch “Bottle Shock” when he takes you to a wine tasting. Fruity, oaky, acidic; just lay it on super thick. Don’t worry about sounding pretentious, you’re at a wine tasting.
“Good People”
He looked at her profile, thinking of how her hair softly framed her face and how those pieces in the front came right to her eyes. Those eyes that carried within them all that love, all that understanding. Why could not he have the same, he tried and tried. He had gone over what she told him, and it rang true. In a way. But not in a way that mattered.
“A&P”
Another hot night in hell. I went up to the booth, gazing at all the cattle that had already lined up to experience what was probably the most exciting event of their lives. Looking grim, I say. A night filled with grabbing moist tickets from the palms of greasy tourists. I’ll get my break in an hour, but it couldn’t come any sooner.
Sorry for the lack of spacing!! Opps! Dam internet.
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These stories remind me of a lot of things I see on TV. If I had to make just one comparison I would say "That 70 Show." The stories are funny and totally focused on sex.
2. How are the stories written?
"How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie" Is written in second person from the point of view of a young Latino boy. It is written with short paragraphs. It's an easier read than the other two stories and it kept my attention. It doesn’t have any dialog and is pretty funny. "Good People" Is written in third person and also has no dialog. The protagonist's name is never given he is always refereed to with the pronoun "he." It's paragraphs are long and run together.
"A & P" Is also told from the perspective of a young boy, 19, who is totally fixated on three girls who enter the grocery store. It is written in first person and has hot girls and conflict so it kept my attention pretty well. It had some pretty interesting descriptive language.
3. Who are the stories trying to reach---that is, who are the intended audiences?
Clearly a younger generation. All the stories are told from the perspective of young men and the informal way the story is told just makes it feel youthful.
Examples:
1.You found something you were looking for. It was that comb you got for your birthday when you were in middle school. Honestly who gives someone a comb for their birthday? That reminds you to comb your hair. Some friends are coming over and you want to look your best because “she” will be there too.
2. It was February 15th. Four days after they had planned to meet. He hadn’t he called. And she didn’t care. His exploits sounded fake anyway. No one could possibly win that many fights and not have any injuries to show for it. He was probably full of it. Probably.
3. I turned the corner and there she was. Well the back of her head anyway. She had auburn hair, I couldn’t see the midsection of her body because her backpack was huge. But she had nice Nike shoes. A runner maybe? I followed her for a bit because I
happened to have a class in the same direction. I checked my watch and made it to the place I had to be. I watched her continue walking. She was coming up to an intersection; If she turned left I would get to see her face. My heart beat faster as I waited. She turned, noticed my gaze and gave me a big smile. I guess she was athletic, played hockey would be my guess. She needs to see a dentist.
Duration of crush 4 minutes
Cal Garbe
ReplyDelete1 = How to date a blackgirl, brown girl, white girl or halfie
2 = A and P
3 = Good People
What do they remind you of in your own life or in popular culture?
1 – Remind me of a first date situation almost. But instead it’s with a kid that is just trying to have some fun with a girl. It almost sets up as a play by play technique for what to do with each different type of girl. Its very reminiscent for me of teenage promiscuity.
2 – This story is more of a situation where someone catches your eye in a moment and in that moment you try your hardest to impress her or to do something for her. It reminds me of swooning over a pretty girl you just met and then proceeding to mess your entire life up with a few words for not thinking.
3 – This reminds me of a lot on popular culture in the ever growing difficulty of young love that has been carried to far and the ethical dilemma that surrounds that.
How are the stories written?
1 - This story was written in first person with great description of the different hypothetical scenes that can pop up
2 - This story was first person with a very fitting tension that comes to play when the girl finally arrives at the register
3 - This story is written in third person and relies on heavy description while putting you deep into Lane’s head.
Who are the stories trying to reach---that is, who are the intended audiences
1 - The story is trying to reach a young adult audience of someone that has gone through a type of hookup situation recently.
2 - This story appeals to males and the way we all fumble over a potential romantic situation. The audience can seemingly be teenage boys and up.
3 - A wide range in the demographic here but it can also stick to the range of young college aged types.
Then, write a few sentences that serve as an example of how you might emulate each writing style or theme.
1. Yeah the room is a bit dirty. So go ahead and shove some clothes under the bed like normal. Maybe borrow your roommates candle to freshen it up a little bit. You are the type of guy who can get away with a dirty room but why risk it. You should shower but you want to offer that as a group activity. You should come on strong like that. Why waste her time as well as yours.
2. Walking to campus on a sunny day like this is about as delicious as it gets. Many girls are anxious to rid themselves of pea coats and ugh boots to blossom into the true beauty they have been working on all winter at the gym and tanning salon. One particularly well blossomed girl walks in front of me while I make my way to the library. I don’t want to pass her by as this moment seems to be just fine for the both of us. She is as hip as they come with a Hello Kitty backpack and high tops. Too hip to be heading to class that’s for sure.
3. Derrick Mahoney stands in the middle of a parking lot. There is a snow cone stand nearby where his girlfriend is working. But he would rather just stand here staring up at the sky. Summer usually paints the Oklahoma dusk with purple pinks and blue reds. The types of colors that make up a delicious snow cone. But Derrick contemplates what has been on his mind for too many weeks now. He waits for news but receives none as the days go by. And no news is definitely bad news. Waiting is the worst in this situation. And as the flavors of the sky leave and the night rolls in, Derrick waits for his girlfriend to get off work and come find him in the parking lot. Maybe she has news tonight.
JOHN FURNISS!
ReplyDeletein Junot Diaz's “How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie” the author writes in short, thought-like sentences that if they were typed in Word there would be tons of green underlines. It was written for young guys, more specifically diverse young guys. The author basically just satirizes different feminine characteristics of each sector of race, and makes it an enjoyable read.
"So after you leave the room, you're going to want to put a new shirt on. The shirt can be red. Or it could be blue. You probably want to make sure you have nice shoes on too. Girls like it when you care about your appearance. So I've heard."
in David Foster Wallace's “Good People" the author uses no dialogue, and doesn't ever give the name of the main character to keep the reader engaged to find out more about who "he" is. I don't feel like this has a specific age range that it targeted, but i feel that college students could definitely appreciate it. the religion aspect of the story was interesting, and something that our society today could heavily relate to.
"It was a cool day, sometime in late June. He had promised to make sure that he would make time for her. She was wondering if he had forgotten, and he played it off like he just might have."
John Updike's “A & P” the author tells a funny story about a young kid that works as a cashier. girls dressed in promiscuious bathing suits come in, and it makes for a weird, awkward setting. the author may have written this for college students, or around that age, because it's funny and something that most guys could probably relate to. it reminded me of those times you are at the beach, and you see girls walking around but you're with your mom so you don't know exactly how to approach the situation.
"I look around to see if they are still there, but of course they have already left. This is the last time i'll ever go through something like this, and i have to accept it. Tomorrow, i need to go to the beach and see if i can find them out there. They'd probably remember me."
Patrick Nolet
ReplyDelete1. What do they remind you of in your own life or in popular culture?
These stories remind me of my old friends in middle school. Its random I know, and I’m not too sure why yet but that is the first thing that pops into my head, immaturity and chasing girls(not literally chasing).
2. How are the stories written?
"How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie" – written in 2nd person by a Hispanic boy. Its comprised of short witty sentences. The choppiness of the sentences really is a fun read, and a fun way to write.
"Good People" Is written in third person and definitely is written for a younger generation. The writing was difficult for me to read, because of the long drawn out paragraphs, and sentences.
"A & P" Is told by a young guy that’s obsessed with 3 different girls. Some of the reading was long drawn out sentences were choppy and short, kind of a hybrid of the 2 other stories.
3. Who are the stories trying to reach---that is, who are the intended audiences?
Younger people such as myself, not only younger people but I think younger males.
My examples of the writing style:
ReplyDelete1. Stop. You turn to the right but there’s nothing. You turn to the left slowly hoping it’s there. It’s not. You ran out ready to fight, but you are now scared away. What was that thing?
2. Finally, as much as I hate the warm weather, I love the fact that the warmer it gets, the shorter the clothes get. Not my clothes of course, I’m not ready to dress like the slutty high school cheerleader, but some of them are. Well I can’t say it bothers me at all to be honest, it straight up makes the weather bearable. Alright enough’s enough; it’s just too damn hot, let’s have some more snow.
3. There she is, one of the most beautiful girls in the world. How could she be so gorgeous and her twin look nothing like her? Every man wants the chance to sleep with twins that’s for sure, but does it count if only one of the twins is involved? All that can be done from me is far off admiration, what a creep.
A = “How to Date…”
ReplyDeleteB = “Good People”
C = “A & P”
What do they remind you of?
A. This one reminds me of a Pepsi Max commercial shown during the Super Bowl this year, where the guy could only think of sleeping with his date until something happened that changed his mind. I don’t know if this character ever changed his mind, but it was very comical see him trying to not-so-casually hint towards wanting to have sex.
B. The trouble with faith that Lane Dean has reminds me a great deal of my own troubles with keeping my faith strong. In fact, a great deal of this thought process somewhat resembles my own, just at a slower pace. I was able to identify with his worries somewhat. This made the story much easier to understand, which I’m thankful for.
C. I never left my first job the way Sammy did, but that feeling that he had when he looked back was something I was able to identify with very much. That feeling that that job was the thing keeping you safe from the unknown in the real world, and that you no longer have that safety. It made me identify with him a lot more than I thought I would.
Style?
A. It’s like those flowcharts with those questions to see if you have Beiber fever, or what kind of person you are. Those types of flowcharts were always fascinating to me, so this story was enjoyable, even if it covered some facet of life in the United States that I’ve never been exposed to before.
B. This story used a lot of detail, and linking feelings with physical movements and expressions. It also built up a world around the situation, and didn’t just focus on the two characters.
C. It used description very nicely. I was amazed at how many different ways you could describe a girl in a bikini.
Audience?
A. This is written like it’s a how to manual for people like the author: Hispanic men just wanting to sex up a girl. But, at length, I think it could also be the author’s way of giving those who have never lived a life like that a window into what it’s like.
B. The references to scriptures made me believe that it was a new perspective the author wanted Christians to take a look at. I don’t know how, but from the very beginning, I knew he was talking about abortion and sex before marriage. This really opened my eyes, and I think that’s what the author wanted.
C. I’m not too sure about this one, but I think this story is directed more toward people who have been in that sort of situation before, no matter which character they were at the time. Maybe it’s more for any audience during the summer?
Emulate each style.
A. If she remembers you from primary school, you’re in trouble. If she remembers how your name was used in class instead of “spod”, she’ll share the memory with you, laughing all the way to kingdom come. But whether she remembers you or not, you’ve got to stay calm. Which isn’t easy for you. Knowing you, you’ll probably make yourself look flat out barmy and make her cross the street.
B. They were crowded around the victim, gasping and whispering and crying. One took their recently purchased phone and struggled to make a call to 999 about the poor fellow hit by the car. Traffic was building up as the young woman, her summer dress soiled with dirt and grime and blood, was being monitored by Kent Smithson. He no longer had his pinstripe coat on. It was covering her bare, freckled shoulders, to keep shock from hitting her as hard as the sobbing teenager did. Kent Smithson couldn’t help but blame himself. He was the one who scared her away and made her cross the street. She was lucky, though. Not many people escaped the fate his mother succumbed to.
C. I was sitting beside the victim of my stupidity, waiting to hear from anyone if she would go from LLS to CTD. Shock damaged her lungs. I practically snogged her to make sure she had enough oxygen. If her lungs suffered, then something else must’ve gone bad. If Gary walked in, I couldn’t help but wonder, she’d be doomed. He had a tendency of fucking up a patient even more.
How To Date a Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie.
ReplyDelete- I thought this story reminds me of my own life in that it describes dating well. When your alone with your date I sort of just wait for something to happen, and this story describes that well. All the thoughts going through your head but usually it just ends up with you not getting any.
Get serious. Watch TV but stay alert. Sip some of the Bermudez your father left in the cabinet, which nobody touches. A local girl may have hips and a thick ass but won't be quick about letting you touch. A white girl might give it up right then. But it usually doesnt work this way. Be prepared.
Good People
I can relate to the inner battles that Lane goes through with himself while not knowing what to say to his girlfriend and the fear of how she will react. He just has a million things on his mind and no idea how to convey them.
A and P
Anyone who has had a manager they do not like can relate to this story. Especially when your working as a teenager obeying "policy" seems awfully dull.
-These stories all seem to be intended for people that are teenagers or young adults which is why i felt like i could relate to them well. overall i found the writing style of How To Date the best because I felt like it was unique. Short sentences and to the point. Written from the point of view of a man with a plan.
These stories seem to have made for a semi young audience. Probably late teens to mid twenties. The stories all pertain to teenage life and the sort of everyday routine that you encounter.
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I thought this was an interesting story in that it truly is a good perspective into the human mind. The sentences are really choppy and abrupt. I've always liked, but struggled, with this type of writing. It seems like it would be what the sentences would look like if you took them out of our minds as we were thinking about them. It characterizes women in a humorous way and provides an interesting insight.
Good People:
Good people had sentences and paragraphs that at times seemed to be borderline run on. There is no dialog in the story, but it only serves to make you more interested in him. In his "inner monologue."
A & P:
A & P is has a slightly strange setting. It is set in a store, narrated by a the clerk who sees girls in their bathing suits. He is obsessed with three girls and it tells that story.
How to date a browngirl, blackgirl, whitegirl, or halfie- It’s your typical young boy stereotyping all these types of girls. When he starts describing the girls you can tell all he wants is sex or something along those lines. He then goes into a description about how he would “pick them up”. A way one could write like this would be to use short sentences and paragraphs. Using chopping language and slang will also help.
ReplyDeleteGood People- This story goes into a young man’s mind as he deals with an unwanted pregnancy. It’s the story of 2 good people that end up making a mistake that changes their lives. This story is also written for teens and college students. It is something that we, as young adults deal with the most. Having sex and getting pregnant. In this story the author uses a lot of descriptive words to describe the situation in detail. There is no use of quotations yet you know the people hold small conversations with each other.
A & P- This story is like the others because it also targets teens and college students. It’s about a young boy who works at a grocery store as a cashier. He sees these girls walk in and all of his attention goes to them. And how he stood up for them when his manager “embarrassed them” in front of everyone. A way we could write like this would be to use dialogue: inner and outer.
The First story, How to Date reminds me alot of how sexual things was just starting to make it's way into one's mind as they were going through the younger part of our "teens". It reminds me of one persons amatuerish attempts to make things happen, and it's a clumsy attempt at first.
ReplyDeleteGood People reminds me of kind of a follow up to the first in a way. It talks about internal demons who need to get out and be relayed to his girlfriend, though finding the way to say is just as difficult as keeping them inside. It's one of those things thats very, "rock and a hard place".
Finally A and P is a very relatable situation. I don't want to sound weird or anything, but for men, it's an inevitable feeling to kind of invision women in something other than what their wearing. It's part of puberty in a sense, though I will say the store clerk seemed to have a perversion of sorts, therefore it's out of the norm.
These stories are definitely geared towards the recently pubscent or post-pubescent age levels, because its very relatable in some ways, though some very radically, to how some are feeling through those tremoulous times.
Hey its Kate
ReplyDelete1.) How do these stories remind me of my own life?
The first story reminds me of how easy most of the girls were in my school and then hearing they're very descriptive obscene stories and now I now there's a play by play manual for those guys who were with those girls
The second story kinda made me think of James Blunt ... and his song beautiful. Even though it's completely unrelated. But still, something about the position they were in I feel like would seem almost unrealistic to be in that position. Like a bad dream.
The 3rd story kinda reminded me of 4 short crushes and made me laugh. You have that hope and it just vanishes right before your eyes because of some detail that is so frustrating that you cant just ignore it.
2.) The first story reminds me of Lorrie Moore's essays the sentences are short and to the point. The second story is more descriptive and takes the moment by the hands and kinda cherishes it explaining every last detail. Where the 3rd story totally takes the two and combines it.
3.) I believe the target for the first story is for college age students because I found out it's actually a chapter from a book so its more or less like a humorous look back. The second story was in the NY Post I think? Don't quote that it was in the NY something and it's more for college students to adults. The third story is for younger college students who still find humor in those situations.
EXAMPLES
1.) I love the lines
"Call her house and when her father picks up ask if she's there. He'll ask, Who is this? Hang up. He sounds like a principal or a police chief, the sort of dude with a big need, who never has to watch his back.
2.) So honorable...
That she knows he does not love her, not that way, has known it all this time, and that it's all right. That it is as it is and it's all right. She will carry this, and have it, and love it and make no claim on Lane except his good wishes and respecting what she has to do. That she releases him, all claim, and hopes he finished up at P.J.C. and does so good in his life and has all joy and good things.
3.) Funny description
Now here comes the sad part of the story, at least my family says its sad, but I don't think it's so sad myself. The store's pretty empty, it being Thursday afternoon, so there was noting much to do except lean on the register and wait for the girls to show up again. The whole story was like a pinball machine and I didn't know which tunnel they'd come out of.
-->“Good People”
ReplyDeleteI was just talking to someone the other day about the taboo behind teenage pregnancy in the religious community. Especially in America where religion is so deeply engrained in society, the idea of a church-going young girl to get pregnant is reason for pointed stares and quiet whispers. I think because it is about a 19 year old boy and 20 year old girl going to a junior college, it could easily be aimed at the upper high school or college-aged crowd. The audience, I think, is aimed at the general public, but there are certain elements (i.e. the Bible verse references) that might make it more relatable to anyone who has attended church services. This story is without dialogue, but instead describes any dialogue that occurs. It explores the character (Lane Dean) and his inner turmoil.
Example writing: He knew what his mother would do. She would pick up the top dirty dish, staring out the kitchen window without saying a word. She would methodically rinse, soap-up, and rinse again this pot, even though it had only boiled water. She would set it down in the drying rack, heave a deep sigh, and turn towards him. All the while would be standing still, not noticing he’d been holding his breath. Once his mother was able to look him in the eye she would say that she is sorry, and in response to his bewildered look, she would say that she is sorry he made a terrible decision. Because –listen—it would haunt him for the rest of his life.
-->“A & P”
I don’t really see this situation happening in real life, although there are some funky outfits that walk inside Wal-Mart… However if it were to happen, I imagine the responses would be the same–everyone would pretend not to notice but try to catch glimpses behind tall food displays. I think, though, the reality in the story is that people are expected to dress decently. Materialism and image is huge in this society, and people are encouraged to dress up rather than down. This could be aimed at high school students, and it’s about a boy who realizes life isn’t always going to be easy.
Example writing: I am sitting at the desk. Someone knocks on the door. “Come in,” I say. The door swings open and a little old lady walks in, hair curled perfectly in a poof around her head. I wasn’t sure what she wanted, but she seemed to know. She sits down in the hard chair by the door. “Someone will be with you shortly,” I say, hoping she doesn’t have a heart attack right there. Her pastel plaid shirt-and-pant suit almost blended in with the wallpaper.
-->“How to Date a Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie”
This is an intriguing story, and I think the audience could be anyone from a teenager to adults. The cultural references in this story are interesting, and anyone could be drawn into it. It’s about a boy trying to get laid, and he’s learned the differences between the cultural expectations of the girls with which he’s interacted. This story reminds me of the constant sexualization of teenagers being portrayed in the media, but more surprisingly in actual statistics.
Example writing: You open the closet door and search for something acceptable. You grab the first blue thing you see, hold it up to you, and decide it doesn’t bring out your eye color enough. You toss it to the side. The next shirt you examine is a red plaid shirt. This won’t do either. After going through this for several more minutes, the perfect shirt is identified, and you throw it on hoping the buttons match up right. You look around and pick up all the discarded shirts and throw them back in a pile in the closet. He won’t look in there, you’re safe.
*computer problems*
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